Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes Split : People.com

merricatblackwood:

maudelynn:

maudelynn: Fuck Yo’ Couch!

cleolinda:

@annehelen: TMZ Update: Tom was “blindsided.” Katie wants sole legal custody and “primary residential custody” of Suri.

@Hez: I forget, what’s the largest size bottle of champagne they make? OH WAIT, LET’S ASK KATIE HOLMES. #TreatYoSelf #PopThatXenuCorkOUT

@silkskinned: TWITTER. I LEAVE YOU ALONE FOR SIX HOURS AND SUDDENLY HARRY POTTER HANDS KATIE HOLMES A SOCK

You go, girl. No really. Go. RUN, KATIE, RUN. JUST PUT SURI IN AN ELEGANT YET STYLISH BACKPACK, TAKE HER AND SPRINT, NO THERE’S NO TIME TO PACK THE TODDLER HEELS JUST GO, DAMMIT!